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Cheetah Piss Strain

Rated 4.67 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings
(3 customer reviews)

Price range: $24.99 through $170.00

A trifecta of quality strains from Growing Passion and Cookies Fam, Cheetah Piss crosses Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. Also called Funky Kitty, the Cheetah Piss name is an homage to famous old school strain Cat Piss, there isn’t much in common when it comes to the highs; Cheetah Piss has more relaxing effects better suited for low-impact activities or addressing symptoms of stress. As far as its terpene profile, Cheetah Piss weed is funky just like Cat Piss, with skunky, ammonia, and sour notes, reminding consumers of those strains with unique qualities.

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Cheetah Piss is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Lemonnade and Gelato 42 and London Poundcake 97 strains. Made as a homage to the infamous “Cat Piss” strain, Cheetah Piss packs a super potent high and pungent aroma that will leave your eyes watering. The high comes on fast and hard with a sense of expansive euphoria that launches you into a purely happy state.

As your mind flies higher and higher a sense of clarity will wash over you, giving you the focus that you need to carry on any conversation or easily tackle anything on your to-do list. In combination with its super high 20% + average THC level, these effects give Cheetah Piss strain an edge in treating those patients suffering from conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression or mood swings, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a sweet and creamy fruity flavor with a sour citrus exhale that lingers long after your final exhale.

The aroma is very similar, although with a heavy pungency to it that’s accented by heavy diesel and gas as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. Funky Kitty buds have bright neon green nugs with yellow orange hairs and frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.

Weight

3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 14 Grams, 28 Grams

3 reviews for Cheetah Piss Strain

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    e……..8

    I mistakenly assumed it was a sativa. After I bought it, I researched about it on this good ole’ website and one another. I was disappointed that I had learned this was a 50/50 hybrid, because I intended to get a sativa. But to my pleasant surprise, I felt it like a sativa. Smelt like a cat piss, but it didn’t hurt your nose like real cat piss does, and lemon. I’m feeling so sweet as sweet as your first time with Donny Burger and, I can say it’s a sativa version of DB. Also feeling tingly mix with euphoria, pretty energetic and focused and doing joyful and soft head swaying and dancing. Good cerebral high, but relaxing (cerebral) and low key as nice as a town in Arizona. In my long cannabis diary, I have 1-9 star system, I would say it’s 7 or 8 star, 9 star is possible. I’ll see how it goes on today. I’m feeling as sweet as a good angel or Dean Martin (in 60s) if you think in visual, I don’t know about his sound. Feels so niceeee. Enjoy. Peace out.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    m……..k

    the flavor is easy more interesting than the name may imply. i found beyond the ammonia this spearmint mixed with really “rooty” root beer 🍺

  3. Rated 4 out of 5

    z……..5

    this might just be my favorite strain of weed. it’s great for a functional high or a treat after an especially anxious day/moment. i’m partial to sativa and even though it’s a hybrid it settles just like it; i’m faded off it as we speak and the world feels very tranquil

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