GMO Cookies, also known as as “GMO Garlic Cookies” and “Garlic Cookies,” is a potent indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Chemdawg. This strain produces a euphoric high with mentally uplifting effects. Consumers say Garlic Cookies promotes an incredible body high that leaves you feeling relaxed and free from pain. In large doses, this strain may lock you to the sofa and make you feel sedated. As a descendent from Girl Scout Cookies, you can expect loud flavors from Garlic Cookies, like a diesel aroma and a garlic-forward taste that lingers on your tastebuds. Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms associated with chronic pain, depression, and nausea. According to growers, Garlic Cookies flowers into light green, spade-shaped buds that are dusted with white trichomes and curly orange hairs. This strain was originally bred by Mamiko Seeds. If you’ve smoked, dabbed, or consumed Garlic Cookies (aka GMO Cookies) before, tell us about your experience by leaving a strain review.
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I learned something incredible today. I was flipping around Amazon Prime trying to figure out how best to kill off the rest of my Saturday of cat-sitting at my soon-to-be ex-wife’s house, when I came across the suggested title “Yes – Songs from Tsongas,” a live concert film.
The concert starts and I’m hearing new things. I’ve been listening to Yes for decades, and I’ve heard these songs countless times, but tonight, watching this video, I’m just picking up on all this extra stuff. And it got me thinking about Yes really deeply .
Then it hits me: none of these guys are Mozart. You can tell by the way they play, especially live, that they have to work really hard to play the things that they write. It’s complicated music originally written and performed by very young men, comparatively speaking. Now, as grandparents, they can still play it, but you get the sense that it takes a great deal of effort just just to hang on. What I’m saying is you can see the work that it is for them.
That’s when I realize a thing about famous people that I never understood before.
People like me see what famous people do as something one can only do if you’re born with a little extra….something. And, sure, there are plenty of examples of prodigies who clearly have some god-given talent from birth. Mozart. Bobby Fischer. Stephen Hawking.
But this Yes concert made me realize that that’s only true for a microscopic cohort of famous people. For the vast majority of humanity, the difference between the people who watch TV (like me) and the people who are being watched (like Yes) almost completely comes down to one thing: a willingness to do an extraordinary amount of work. Because that specific work brings you joy, even as you’re failing at the onset. You become obsessed with mastering this thing you are driven to. The journey to be great at something fuels your soul.
Because the pursuit, and the breakthroughs, provide you with the most joy you can imagine. The joy is so essential to your being that you’re willing to go on the road for half a century and it’s not all about the money. It’s because it made you really happy to be this awesome at something.
I’m terrible at a great many things. And only very late in my life did I decide to really make as extraordinary an effort as I possibly could trying to get better at something. The feeling of elation you get when you do this, when you stick with it through all of the doubt and failure to achieve even microscopic gains, is the reward. And it’s worth it.
So I’m watching Yes and I see five people who could’ve been any of us, but they’re the only ones who tried hard enough to get there. So hard that, most likely, other parts of their lives weren’t nearly as successful. But if we knew what it felt like, and how this feeling is only accessible to you when you’re willing to try obnoxiously hard to do it, how many more of us would achieve something more than what we’ve done with our lives?
So yeah, get yourself a one-hitter and pack it a little GMO. Get yourself a Greek salad, and prepare to come face-to-face with your inadequacy, like me. But in a good way.
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Excellent smoke very little paranoia very little thinking in general head warming body numbing. Strong body feel. Overall it is very numbing not like you’re too high numb like an anesthetic. I do agree with it being very sedating but it’s more like I’m tired after a long day not fatigued. Feels like your head is a bobblehead almost dissociative feeling. You feel it heavy in the back of your head it’s kinda hard to tell how high you are because usually it goes straight to your eyes and forehead at least for me. Not super euphoric but super relaxing nice strain for pain and stress but try to stay still LOL feels weird when I move definitely a recovery strain for anyone who needs to unwind. I’d give this one a 7.5 it’s not my cup of tea but still probably the most relaxing strain I’ve ever had. For smell and taste its like a bag or garlic cloves was dumped in coffee and sprayed by a skunk then left in the sun. Very pungent spicy taste with that earthy darkness on the exhale. Writting this while high on it so hope that helps explain the whole experience. Lastly the bad things and effects I don’t like. I got very dizzy from the weightlessness, and if your not experienced you could get anxiety from that feeling.
S……..3 –
I’m writing another review because I got an amazing batch of Zesty Garlic Cookies cultivated by Tryke. In fact, this half ounce is Unbranded, and not the usual Grassroots strain. I noticed this batch was fluffier, frostier and a lot harder to grind up.
The smell is always so complex and pungent, but with Zesty Garlic Cookies the Limonene terpene is greatly enhanced and the GMO has a big citrus kick to it.
This strain doesn’t get me as paranoid as Foreign Kush Mints and it’s probably my favorite from the Dark Heart Collection.
10/10 Indica for relaxing and playing video games